This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
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Sashay Away: moominboy: “WHAT IS AIR” she screams as she takes her first breaths... -
“WHAT IS AIR” she screams as she takes her first breaths after being born. “ALL OF MY FEELS” she shrieks as she feels the pangs and joys of her first love. “THIS” she yells at the altar as the priest asks if she takes this man to be her husband. “WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN” she…
psychiclesbian: this is so breathtaking
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Yes I’m a girl
Yes I play anime
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god i’m fucking dry heaving oh my god some of those pictures
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when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
AMEN
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i did it
i made the perfect polyvore set
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if you ever think a fandom is bad
just remember
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they know
“REBLOG IF YOURE NOT TUMBLR FAMOUS
*16 glee gifs and various gifs of people throwing glitter and that ‘i regret nothing’ gif*”
i think i know why ur not tumblr famous
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